Op het werk kwam de smaak van de koffie aan de praat vanwege de nieuwe koffiemachine. De koffie op het werk is echt niet lekker. Nu, met een nieuwe machine zou dat beter moeten zijn, maar nog steeds niet lekker. Daarom kwamen de bonen ter sprake. Dat we toch maar andere bonen moeten kiezen, en dat dan hopelijk niet van die vettige zijn.

Maar is dat erg? Vettige bonen? Ik had ergens gehoord dat vettige bonen niet vers zijn, en droge bonen dus beter zijn. Dat blijkt helemaal niet waar te zijn! Het heeft met het branden te maken. Hoe donkerder de boon, hoe hoger te temperatuur van de boon is geweest bij het branden. Dan gaat de boon als het ware zweten. De smaak wordt dan ook meer bitter. Er zit dus ook echt vet in een kofieboon. Weer wat geleerd!

Inititave Q

Voorlopig nog alleen in het Engels:

Initiative Q is an attempt by ex-PayPal guys to create a new payment system instead of credit cards that were designed in the 1950s. The system uses its own currency, the Q, and to get people to start using the system once it’s ready they are allocating Qs for free to people that sign up now (the amount drops as more people join – so better to join early). Signing up is free and they only ask for your name and an email address. There’s nothing to lose but if this payment system becomes a world leading payment method your Qs can be worth a lot. If you missed getting bitcoin seven years ago, you wouldn’t want to miss this.

Here is my invite link: https://initiativeq.com/invite/SVl_xgXnQ

This link will stop working once I’m out of invites. Let me know after you registered, because I need to verify you on my end.

Wol is een prachtproduct

Sinds een jaar ben ik verslaafd aan wol. Wollen vesten, wollen dekbed, wollen sloffen, enfin, u begrijpt het.

Waar ik vroeger dacht dat wol alleen maar prikkel-spul is, ben ik tegenwoordig ook helemaal van de wollen sokken. Ik koop ze bij Domak, waar ik na een tijdje zoeken terecht kwam omdat het leek dat het hier het voordeligst en kwalitatief goed product te vinden was. Er zullen echt nog wel andere goede bedrijven zijn, maar ik heb niet altijd zin om uit te proberen of dat ook zo is 🙂

Update: 05-1-2020  Helaas is/gaat Domak stoppen. Ik heb daarom de link weggehaald.

Zo ging ik ook op zoek naar wollen laarzen, of met wol gevoerde laarzen. Dat is nog niet helemaal gelukt zoals ik het zou willen. Het lijkt al snel op UGG’s, en daarbij zijn ze dan ook gelijk schreeuwend duur. Tot nu toe ben ik blijven steken bij een Nederlands product. Ze lijken inderdaad wel op UGG’s of iets dergelijks, maar in ieder geval veel vriendelijker geprijsd, en echt heerlijk warm. Het zijn dus laarzen van Texelana geworden. Inmiddels heb ik ze al een jaar, en ben er nog steeds blij mee. Waarom het dan niet helemaal gelukt is ……….. ze zijn niet geschikt voor buiten, het zijn gewoon pantoffels.


Toch best leuk, het blijkt dat iets bewaren soms toch best zin heeft. Behoorlijk wat oude artikelen van bluddiesjeem.nl kunnen terughalen.

Berichten van 13 jaar geleden! bluddiesjeem is inmiddels in andere handen, en misschien had ik het domein aan moeten houden, maar zo ishet nu eenmaal niet. Deze berichten terug te vinden is dan wel weer leuk.

How to treat the Dutch…

Is a small study on how to deal with the Dutch and how to avoid becoming one. It contains tips, hints, a complete walkthrough and a few cheats.

1. Never use the word “Dutch” in front of a Hollander. It reminds him too much of the word “Deutsch” which is a word for Germans and other things he doesn’t like. A Dutchman is a Hollander or a Nederlander.

2. Never ever try to speak Hollands even if you have lived in Holland for more than five years. Not only will it give you a splitting headache but also Hollanders won’t understand a single word of what you are trying to say. Foreigners are expected to speak English or gibberish. Speaking gibberish they are easy prey for pickpockets since they cant make a report to the police.

3. Also never try to eat “drop”. Drop is a kind of licorice that only Hollanders can eat. It can be recognized by its colour: black. The taste is a cross between printer ink (blue) and earwax. Hollanders absolutely love it and eat kilos of the revolting stuff. There is a nationwide conspiracy to look at the faces of foreigners who are tricked into believing it is edible.

4. Do not buy wooden shoes. They will look absolutely silly on you. Which is ofcourse the main reason for selling them to you in the first place. A Hollander himself wouldn’t like to be found dead in them. (As a matter of fact, they wouldn’t like to be found dead at all)

5. Do not make holes in dikes. Behaviour like that is not only frowned upon but in certain cases can get you stoned to death with wooden shoes by an angry mob. You may feel free however to stick a finger in any dike you like. It’ll get you a few good laughs from the natives.

6. A Hollander is always right and he knows it. With this in the back of your mind it is easy to deal with most of them. If ever you get into an argument with a Hollander, tell him that he is absolutely right and that you see the error of your ways. This will drive him absolutely crazy: Since you are a foreigner you can’t be right. You agree with him. Therefore he also cannot be right. Impossible! He is a Hollander. But.. why.. he.. At this point you may want to stand back and watch him try to strangle himself with a tulip.

7. Windmills are unavoidable.

8. It is not necessary to show an interest in tulips, windmills, wooden shoes or cheese. Every Hollander knows that you came for the softdrugs or the Amsterdam red light district, the Walletjes. Both are available in a large quantity and are easy to find. Ask any Hollander age six or older or any French tourist (see items 19 & 20)

9. Avoid fans of soccer games at all cost. Soccer in Holland is merely an excuse used for bashing in the brains of just about everyone else, including yours, after the game is won. …Or lost. ..Or if it is a draw. It is also very unwise to stand near a policeman during these festivities. (see item 10) Also, whenever there’s a Hollander around: “Don’t mention the ’74 final!”. You’ll end up in an ongoing discussion about how well the Orange team played and how marvellous it is that a small country like Holland has such a good team and blah-de-blah-de-blah.

10. Policemen in Holland may be used for throwing things at. If you feel like hitting someone or something, use a policeman. No Hollander will pay any attention if you decide to hit, maim, or kick a policeman in the groin. Policemen represent authority and no Hollander recognizes any authority higher than himself. You may also note that a lot of Hollandse policemen are in fact foreigners tricked into taking the job.

11. Hollanders do not like to spend money, they’d sooner cut off their own ears. A Hollander will become a friend for life if you give him something for free. (Note: Social diseases are an exception) This might explain the success of MacDonald’s in Holland. The story that copper wire is an invention of two Hollanders fighting over a found cent is absolutely true.

12. Holland is small. There is a rumour that Holland is put inside during rainstorms. Not true, but that is mainly because it rains about 365 days each year. This might also explain those wooden shoes: They float. Yes, Holland is small and Hollanders are proud of it. They will grab every opportunity to point out to you that the nation has accomplished great things, despite of it being so small. A suitable answer to this swank is the Hollander’s imperialistic past. Wich brings us -rather nicely- to item 13.

13. If you wish to insult a Hollander -and sooner or later you will- simply tell him you don’t think he is a pacifist. Now immediately start running for your life. He’ll want to prove to you that he is a peace loving person and he won’t stop proving this until your intestines are scattered all over the floor. However, mentioning a supposedly imperialistic past considering Surinam and/or Indonesia, will instantly reduce a Hollander to a pathetic, sniffing and crying child, begging for forgiveness.

14. The Hollanders are supposed to be tolerant. They are not. They simply make too much money from the sale of soft- and hard-drugs, Malaysian women and pornography to foreigners to let an opportunity for making a good profit go by.

15. The main form of public transportation in Holland is bikes. Feel free to take any bike of which you are able to pick the lock. Don’t expect your own bike however to be where you left it three minutes earlier. The hunting season for bikes is open 365 days a year. Have fun.

16. At nearly every meal in Holland you will find a small vicious looking blade with a slit in it. It is called a “kaasschaaf” and is used for taking very thin (the see-through kind) slices of the cheese. Yes, it is indeed an invention made by a Nederlander. Never cut cheese with a knife, you’ll make an utter fool of yourself. Another peculiar dinner tool is the “flessenlikker”, which literally means “bottle-licker”, but which is best translated by “yoghurt-scraper”. Note that this tool is not meant to get rid of an itchy back or for your nightly escapades. It’s designed to clean out bottles of yoghurt or “vla” which is a sort of custard. The Nederlanders wants to use absolutely every millilitre of the yoghurt or ‘vla’ he bought. He paid for all of it and he’ll jolly well eat all of it.

17. At the time of this writing, the Hollandse economy is doing quite well. The Hollanders say that this is the result of extensive negotiating between parties like the unions, the employers and the government. They even have a name for this: The polder model. Foreigners are made to believe that this polder model is the key to a healthy economy and if others should follow this polder model, their economy’s will also improve dramatically. This is utter nonsense. Hollanders just love to talk and talk and talk. Calling al this talking negotiations only gives them a sense of doing something useful. Talk is not cheap in Holland.

18. Hollanders like to drown fried potato’s in litres of mayonnaise and put it in small paper bags. This is called “een patatje met”. One of these bags can sustain life over an indefinite period. Not everyone agrees if it is the sort of life worth living. Some foreigners however are reported to have actually liked eating it.

19. Hollanders have a special and unique service for -mainly- French tourists. As soon as they cross the border between Belgium and Holland, they are welcomed enthusiastically by young men in fast cars. These young people wish to point out to the French tourist where the more interesting touristy places in Holland can be found. Strangely enough they always seem to end up in a coffee shop (see item 20). Funny people those French.

20. There is a fast and guaranteed way of making a complete fool of yourself in Holland: Enter a coffee shop and ask for a cappuccino. Coffee shops do not -remember this- do not sell coffee. You can however get a good number of other stimulating drugs there. For some unknown reason coffee shops are extremely popular with French tourists.

21. A Fries is a semi-detached sort of Nederlander, living in the north of the country in a province all for himself. He is fond of frozen water, Beerenburg (which is a form of euthanasia with alcohol) and continuously pointing out to non-Fries Hollanders that they are -indeed- not Fries. The rest of the Hollanders look upon this behaviour with the good natured ambivalent feelings that parents have for an obstinate child.

22. On the matter of what books to buy before you come to Holland, I can recommend the following: The complete works of William Shakespeare or a leather-bound volume of the Encyclopaedia Britannica (the 1913 copy: Fr to He). In my experience these two books have just about the right weight for clubbing a pushy drug dealer or pimp on the head without leaving any marks. After hitting you might want to drop the book you were carrying at that moment for a more speedy retreat. Bring plenty of books.

23. Do not bother to hire a car. Not only can you steal more bikes than you will need but car-traffic in Holland is not something you will enjoy. In the rest of the world traffic jams are measured in miles or kilometres, Nederlandse traffic jams are measured in weeks. As a matter of fact, the more persistent traffic-jams are well worth a touristic visit. The sight of starving people in an expensive Mercedes can be quite uplifting if you are of a philosophic nature. You may want to bring some pieces of bread with you to throw through open car windows. The resulting fights can often be worth watching.

24. Contrary to popular belief, you may not bring your mother-in-law to Holland for do-it-yourself euthanasia. Tourists are warned not to take these matters into their own hands.

25. Whether you are catholic, Muslim or worshipper of Urrrgl, god of all honest politicians, in Holland you are likely to run into a church, temple or oak-tree-and-virgin of your liking. Hollanders are supposed to be very tolerant of other believes, ways of life and religious convictions. They are not. The only reason for there being so many different churches, sects and cults is the fact that Hollanders disagree on just about anything. A Hollander is always right (see item 6) and anyone who thinks different than him can jolly well bugger off and start his own church.

26. Holland is a kingdom. It has no king but a queen and her husband is no king but a prince. The queen doesn’t rule the country -well, not much anyway- but she is very good at opening bridges, roads and visiting other countries. She is also very decorative at state banquets. Her son, the crown prince, will be king as soon as she stops queening (nice word eh?). Now his wife won’t be a queen but she will be a princess because Nederland is much too small for a king and a queen at the same time. On April the 30th its Queen’s Day, which is not the birthday of the queen, but the birthday of princess Juliana the queen’s mother (who used to be the queen). It is no wonder that more and more Nederlanders wish to make Holland a republic. Queen’s Day, by the way, has nothing to do with royal festivities. It’s just a Hollander’s excuse to drink large quantities of alcohol. On Queen’s Day Hollanders also sell garbage in the streets.

27. It might be wise to learn how to swim if you visit Holland. No, the dikes will hold, that is not the problem. The huge amount of ditches, moats, canals, rivers and brooks can however lead to mistakes. The shiny nice new asphalt road that you wish to drive your car on during a rainstorm, may in fact not be a road at all.

28. The Hollandse art. Most Nederlandse painters get to be famous only after they have died. That is a very sensible arrangement from the publics point of view. Not only do you get large quantities of paintings -a man has got to eat, right?- but it also makes a nice investment for art-lovers. The painters themselves do not share this view at all but are unable to do anything about it. In at least one case the frustration has led to self-mutilation involving an ear.

29. If one of your Hollandse friends invites you for a birthday party, prepare yourself for a unique experience. Unique, because it can only be compared to taking place on a wooden chair which has a sharp nail driven through the underside of the seat, and not being able to move for a month. More than one foreigner has been driven to the brink of insanity in just one evening. A Hollandse birthday party consists of sitting in a chair, talking to other Hollanders about your work, your car, foreigners and politics. You are expected to leave at 11 pm and you’ll gladly do so.

30. Do not get sick in Nederland. Over the last ten years, the famous Hollandse healthcare has been privatised. These days some operations, like open heart surgery, have a waiting list of more than six months. The doctors don’t think that is a problem, “More than half of our patients for open heart surgery never even show up anyway” they say. Some Nederlandse patients who have become desperate, move to a country like Mozambique, Iraq or Pakistan where healthcare is infinitely better.

31. Nederlanders leave their curtains open in the evening. This used to be so that the neighbours could always check if your family didn’t gamble or drink alcohol. These days it is a precaution against junkies trying to steal the stereo from the family car, parked in front of the house. It has the fortunate side effect that you can watch Hollanders in their natural surroundings, in front of the television, watching soaps.

32. Holland has more cities than only Amsterdam. Like ..erm. ..Well, it has!!

33. Hollandse beer has made quite a reputation for itself over the years. Some people even drink it. Brewing is indeed one of the things Hollanders traditionaly do very well. Holland never used to be a country with anything more interesting to do than to drink oneself blind in new and interesting ways or make paintings. This made the beer industry very popular. Experts claim that once you have drank Hollandse beer like Heineken, Grolsch or Amstel, all other beers taste like the tapwater in a Rotterdam hotel.

34. Hollandse tapwater is safe to drink. This is quite remarkable considering that most drinking water comes from poluted rivers like the Rhine. Plans to improve the quality of the riverwater, so that fish like salmon will return to Hollandse rivers to spawn, can count on strong resistance from the Nederlanders. They don’t like the idea of animals having sex in their drinking water.

Hoe voeg je Google AdSense toe aan Serendipity

Hoe kun je je Google AdSense account toevoegen in Serendipity; Ga naar Appearance in je Admin-account van Serendipity Kies dan “Configure Plugins” en activeer de plugin HTML-Code inside head (HTML-Head Nugget) Na activering klik je op de plugin, en voeg je in het lege vak de Google Adsense code in. Daarna kun je verder op de Google AdSense pagina om aan te geven dat je de code ingevoegd hebt en zul je zien dat Google AdSense de code gevonden heeft.

Heb je je settings aangepast naar Nederlands: Dan ga je naar Uiterlijk – Configureer Plugins

Nu is het afwachten op een mailtje van Google.

The Village

Afgelopen zaterdag was ik in de bioscoop, voor The Village: De trailer intrigeerde me, maar de film bleek anders.

Toch nog steeds een goede film, maar uit de opmerkingen van de overige bezoekers kon ik opmaken dat ze ietwat teleurgesteld waren.

“Nou ik vond het maar een vage film, allemaal van die rare taalgebruik”

Log elkaars log

Toch leuk als je kunt zien wie er allemaal op je site geweest zijn, tenminste als ze door een linkje op je site terecht zijn gekomen. Zo ontdekte ik vandaag dat een goede vriend van mij ook stiekum een beetje aan het loggen is geslagen en in zijn logje melding maakt van mijn logje.

Ik wil ook weer een linkje naar hem plaatsen, maar ik heb niet uitgevogeld hoe….

En ik heb een mooie template bedacht voor de log, maar hoe. Volgens webloggers-taal zijn wij dus van elkaar een “bluddie” ofwel blog-buddy of in beter Nederlands; bevriende webloggers. Dat maakt de naam van mijn site bluddiesjeem zeker tot nu toe even waar…. tis een sjeem voor mijn bluddie (-: Hij typt in zijn log dat ik blond ben maar niet dom, en hij niet blond en wel dom… (omdat ik met de weblog software aan de slag ben gegaan) Noujaaaaaaa wat een onzin!!!!

Als je het mij vraagt ben ik juist dom, omdat ik dat doe! En hij slim bezig, hij hoeft zich geen zorgen te maken om de templates!


Eindelijk ben ik die rare archieven kwijt die zouden doen voorkomen alsof ik al voor mijn geboorte aan het loggen geslagen was. Een heel gedoe, maar dan eindelijk toch voor elkaar. Nu nog die irritante referrers eens nazien, en dan loopt het weblogje dan eindelijk na 2 jaar zoals ik wil. Alleen wel jammer dat ik een aantal logjes heb moeten verwijderen. Nouja, we schrijven gewoon weer nieuw!

Wakker dier

Wakker Dier vindt nep-scharreleieren bij supermarkten Superunie

Wakker Dier heeft bij Superunie-supermarkten opnieuw legbatterijtypische sporen gevonden op diverse soorten IKB-scharreleieren afkomstig van eierhandelaar De Heer. Superunie heeft laten weten haar supermarkten te hebben geadviseerd de verdachte eieren uit de schappen te halen, nadat ook zij in contra-expertise de verdachte sporen vond. Superunie beraadt zich deze week nog op maatregelen tegen de leverancier. Dit is de tweede keer dit jaar dat Wakker Dier verdachte eieren bij Superunie-vestigingen aantreft.

Wakker Dier ontdekte voor Pasen dat zeer veel scharreleieren van vele eierhandelaren batterijtypische sporen bevatte, wat duidt op grootschalige eierfraude. Dit leidde tot kamervragen en een aankondiging van maatregelen van supermarkten en de eisector. Daarna werden ook maandenlang geen verdachte sporen meer gevonden totdat Wakker Dier onlangs toch weer, in grote aantallen, vele soorten scharreleieren met deze sporen aantrof.